Team Prophets: The Oracle of the Ages

Meet the team of prophets who have foreseen the future, but not necessarily in a good way. Our team is comprised of:

Barry the Bumbler

Barry has prophesied the rise of avocado toast as a staple in the modern diet, but unfortunately, his visions of the future were always accompanied by a severe case of indigestion.

Learn more about Barry

Larry the Loudmouth

Larry has foreseen the downfall of the world, but his prophecies were always drowned out by his own voice, which was a bit of a problem.

Read Larry's Loud Prophecies

Sam the Schemer

Sam has seen the future of the internet, but unfortunately, his visions were always interrupted by his own cat, Mr. Whiskers, who loved to knock over his crystal ball.

Meet Mr. Whiskers